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Thondai

kara kara nu irundha Enna pannanum?











Teriyalaya?





'Surf excel' podunga

Indha kara

Andha kara

endha kara

irundhalum poidum....

LKG terror pasanga:



Boy1:machan na romba upseta irukenda



Boy2: Y da veetla edha problema?



Boy1: illa da nethu slate vanga saravana store po en anga oru sema figure sumar 1.5 vayasu irukkum avanga amma madila paduthu vaaila virala vachutu siricha paaru iyo



Boy2:apram enna aachu



Boy1:nanum balloon ellam vechi sema scene poten machan, kandukavea matentada, 2 naala na cerelac kuda sapdala theriuma



Boy2-vidu machan nalaiku avala thotiloda thookidalam.

Hello



Dubai ya?





En brother Mark irukara?





Hey nee than pesuriya? Hw r u?





Hey Y r u crying?





Is it?





Hey dnt Worry ya,

Be happy.





Cool down

cool down

cool down!





Chey..





Yen brother Mark pesunan. Collegela 3rd year padikuran. Just 25 papers

arrear ma. Adhuku poi feel panran.





Hey arrear come today go tomorow yah...

Idhukellam poai feel pannikittu.

Cha:-P

college = Jurassic Park.



Principal = Kingkong.



head Of Deptt. = Hulk.



Lecturers = The Alions.



Lab = Planet Of Apes.



Class Guys = Desparado



Class Girls = Charles Angels.



Syllabus = Deep Blue Sea.



Exam = Mission Impossible.



Invigilater = Terminator Ii

result = The Judgement Day.

Police:Eppadi Helicopter accident aachi??

Man1:"EVEREST" malai mela parandhappo romba

kulurichaa, Adhaan Helicopter Fan a

Off pannitaen....

My lovr & my FRND r in sinking boat.



Bt i cn sve 1ly one's life.



Do U knw whom i sve?



I sve my lover...



&



Die wit my Frnd...





Ore oru FRNDa vachi kitu nan padra avastha iruke... iyayo...yo....oooo...

Adhuku sethu tholayalam. But nee yen

"NANBAEN Da":)

Software Thirukkural : Emmozhi marandhaarkum job undaam, job illai C , C++ marandhaarku. -Thiru valluvar(B.E.)

"LOVE"Enbadu paatti Sutta Vadai Madhiri. Olunga Paathukalana kaka Thookitu Poidum. But Natpu Enbadu Andha paatti Madiri. Evanum Thooka mattan..good night have a sweet dreams with paati.,:-)

Kadhal tholviya vida adhiga vali edhu theriuma.?

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Muruku thingirapo, theriama naaka kadicha apo varume...



Andha vali dhaan...!

Which is the most DANGEROUS Letter in ENGLISH ???

The answer is " W " as in wrong ..

W is a tension generator because WHO ? WHY ? WHAT ? WHEN ? WHICH ? WHOM ? WHERE ?

WINE ..,..WHISKY .,...WOMEN ...

And finally ...

U have to aceept this whether u like it or not

___ WIFE ___

Appa:nee sight adipia

Son:illa appa

Appa:thanni adipia

Son:illa appa

Appa:apana Unaku oru kettapalakamu kidaiyatha

Son: poi mattum solluvenpa....!

Newton thalaila Apple Villunthatharku pathil Coconut vilunthiruntha enna ayirukkum???



























Newton vithi mudunjirukkum

physics konjam easya irunthirukum.

Love + Ship= Titanic.

Dinosaur + Forest = Jurassic Park.



Arnold + Gun= Terminator.



U + ur Smile=



Oh my god..."THE MUMMY RETURNS"

Odunga Odunga!.

UR network tariff has changed.



Call charges R now calculated according 2 brain size.

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The smaller the cheaper.You can make free calls.

En kadhalai avalidam solla kooda naan avalavu payapadavillai anal en nanbanidam athai solla bayanden..



Karanam:



Avalidam 2 rubaiku poo vangi koduthu vishayathai sonal ivan 200 rubaiku treat kepan..

Ramayan with Facebook twist:

Ram changed his Relationship status to married.

Lakshman & Sita like this.

Ravan kidnapped Sita.

Lanka's people like this.

Ram commented on Ravan's kidnap of Sita: Dude, u're dead! X-(

Hanuman likes this comment.

Hanuman burns Ravan's Lanka.

Ram & Sita like this.

Ram commented: Well done, bro!!

Ram updated his status (via Fb mobile): On my way to battle wid Ravan. May the Force be with me!

Lakshman, Sita & Hanuman like this.

Sita commented: Come on, hubby! I'm counting on you!

Ravan also commented: Dude, bring it on!

Gud nite...:-):-):-)

Teacher:

India ku sudhanthiram kidaikalana enna aaiyrukum?



Student:

"madarasa patnam

Aarya mathiri elarkum oru super figure set aairukum...

Wife :

Eanga sorkathula husband & wife Sernthu vala mudiyathame..!!

















Hus : Athanalathandi., Athukku peru

" Sorkkam ".?



wife :.!!????

Kathalin ragasiam;

Nee un kaathalai bore adikkamal parthu kol appothuthan ,athu unnai beer adikkamal paarthu KOLLUM.

If one Teacher can't teach all the subjects Then How the hell can you Possibly expect one student to learn All of them????