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Dubai ya?





En brother Mark irukara?





Hey nee than pesuriya? Hw r u?





Hey Y r u crying?





Is it?





Hey dnt Worry ya,

Be happy.





Cool down

cool down

cool down!





Chey..





Yen brother Mark pesunan. Collegela 3rd year padikuran. Just 25 papers

arrear ma. Adhuku poi feel panran.





Hey arrear come today go tomorow yah...

Idhukellam poai feel pannikittu.

Cha:-P

college = Jurassic Park.



Principal = Kingkong.



head Of Deptt. = Hulk.



Lecturers = The Alions.



Lab = Planet Of Apes.



Class Guys = Desparado



Class Girls = Charles Angels.



Syllabus = Deep Blue Sea.



Exam = Mission Impossible.



Invigilater = Terminator Ii

result = The Judgement Day.

Software Thirukkural : Emmozhi marandhaarkum job undaam, job illai C , C++ marandhaarku. -Thiru valluvar(B.E.)

Teacher:

India ku sudhanthiram kidaikalana enna aaiyrukum?



Student:

"madarasa patnam

Aarya mathiri elarkum oru super figure set aairukum...

If one Teacher can't teach all the subjects Then How the hell can you Possibly expect one student to learn All of them????

Tamilsms: funny Principal vs Student: "Principal- I tried ur number so many times, it saidswitched off.. STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE Principal shock! Student Rock..."

Principal- I tried ur number so

many times,

it saidswitched off..

STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER

TUNE

Principal shock!

Student Rock!

Engnring Colegela padichu

Enginer agalam, Presidncy colgla

padichu president aga

mudiyuma?!

Exam quote & real fact:

Two days for exam preparation..!

First day - foreign author

Second day - local author

Exam day - I am the author.:-)

Mummy: Yen alara?

Son : Appa enaku kiss tharala.

Mum : Nee nalla padi appa unaku kiss tharuvaru.

Son : Namma veetu velakkari enna IAS a padicha..?

To all my frnds:

"If i come to know that i wud die soon, i wud hide it from u till i die, because u idiots will ask treat for that also.

Teacher: Pasangala.. Neengellam Nalla Padichu Namma Naattuku Nalla Peru Vaangi Tharanum.

Student:- yen 'INDIA'ingra Peru Nalla dhane Iruku...

Dad: Yenda sollratha keka matingra

Son: neenga solratha ellam keka mudiathu. Nanum Sampathikirane.

Dad: unnakku naalu maadu vaangi kuduthathu thappa pochu.. Unnai ellam B.E, MBA,MCA padikka vachu theru theruva alia vitu irukanum da.

In Tamilnadu , there is a well

known person by name , Mr.

Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama

deemed university and some

more self financing

colleges , always speaks in

English. That college students

have collected & published a

book by name "Jappier's Spoken

English"

...... Njoy ............with

his......... .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic

English sentences from the great

"Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:

------------ -----

All of you stand in a straight

circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please

comes her...{Means: girl with

specs

please

come here).

# To a boy , angrily:

------------ ---------

I talk , he talk , why you middle

middle talk?

# While punishing students:

------------ --------- --

You , rotate the ground four

times...

You , go and understand the

tree...

You three of you stand together

separately.

Why are you late - say YES or

NO .....(?)

# While addressing students

about Dress Code: (he is very

strict abt this )

------------ --------- --

Every body should wear dress to

college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)

Girls should wear only slawar no

nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt , U

shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to

wear

..... remove it when inside the

campus and put it oout side the

campus

# Sir at his best:

------------ ---

Sir had once gone to a film with

his wife. By chance , he

happened to

see

one of our boys at the theatre ,

though the boy did no t see

them.

So the next day at s school... (to

that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema

Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class

room:

------------ --------- --------- ---------

-------

Open the doors of the window.

Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window.

Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I

will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal

JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You , meet me behind the class.

(Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u

three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows

please. I have winter in my nose

today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal

especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some

Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a

college function , by the time he

reached , the function had

begun , so he went to the dais ,

and said , sorry I am late ,

because on the way my car hit 2

muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry

no .... U get good marks , I the

happy , tomorrow u get good

job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u

marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of

engineering fresh years day

2003:

"No ragging this college.

Anybody rag we arrest the police

"

Teacher: unga payyan

ippadi niraya

kudikiranea, neenga

ketka koodatha?

Father: naan

kettathuku ..Intha

sarakku unakku

othukkathu..Appadinu

sollittan sir...

Professor : Yeanda,naan paadam

nadathum boadhu,

ennai ketkkaama avan velliya

poraan.?

Student : Sir Avanukku

Thookkathula Nadakkura

Viyaadhi

"College oru ROADHANAI.

Classroom VEADHANAI.

Leckcharar thaalaatum VEENAI.

Semester Yenbadhu SOADHANAI.

Yellaathaiyum kadandhu

Pass aavadhey

SAADHANAI.! SAADHANAI."!

Lovers plan Suicide.

Boy jumps First.

Girl Closed her eyes and returned.

Boy in air Opens

Parachute and says

"Theriyum dee

unga thilaalangadi vealai".

Prof: Padikura pasanga oru naalaiku 7 manineram thoongina podhum..!



Deepak: Adhu eppadi sir mudiyum..! college'e 5 hours dhaane nadakkudhu..!

Teacher: Paru antha ponnu 90mark vangiruku avala parthavathu olunga padi da.,

.

Boy: ada ponga madam,avala "pathu pathu"than fail aanen!;-)