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In Tamilnadu , there is a well

known person by name , Mr.

Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama

deemed university and some

more self financing

colleges , always speaks in

English. That college students

have collected & published a

book by name "Jappier's Spoken

English"

...... Njoy ............with

his......... .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic

English sentences from the great

"Jappier's Spoken English"

# At the ground:

------------ -----

All of you stand in a straight

circle.

There is no wind in the balloon.

The girl with the mirror please

comes her...{Means: girl with

specs

please

come here).

# To a boy , angrily:

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I talk , he talk , why you middle

middle talk?

# While punishing students:

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You , rotate the ground four

times...

You , go and understand the

tree...

You three of you stand together

separately.

Why are you late - say YES or

NO .....(?)

# While addressing students

about Dress Code: (he is very

strict abt this )

------------ --------- --

Every body should wear dress to

college

Boys no proplum

Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)

Girls should wear only slawar no

nitee.

Girls should not wear T sirt , U

shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to

wear

..... remove it when inside the

campus and put it oout side the

campus

# Sir at his best:

------------ ---

Sir had once gone to a film with

his wife. By chance , he

happened to

see

one of our boys at the theatre ,

though the boy did no t see

them.

So the next day at s school... (to

that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you

WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema

Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class

room:

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Open the doors of the window.

Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window.

Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I

will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal

JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

You , meet me behind the class.

(Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool >> "Both of u

three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows

please. I have winter in my nose

today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal

especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some

Jeppiar experiences ...

Once Sir had come late to a

college function , by the time he

reached , the function had

begun , so he went to the dais ,

and said , sorry I am late ,

because on the way my car hit 2

muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry

no .... U get good marks , I the

happy , tomorrow u get good

job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u

marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of

engineering fresh years day

2003:

"No ragging this college.

Anybody rag we arrest the police

"