Mobile sms

Man:Hotel managera? Udane roomku vanga.

En wife jannal valiya kudhichu saaga pora



Mngr:Adhuku nan enna panna mudium?



Man:Jannal thiraka matengudhu ya..!!;-)

THIS IS CRIME STORY....

5friends lived in a room, namely

Mad,

Brain,

Fool,

Somebody,

& Nobody.

.

0ne day,

Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in bath room, Mad called police

.

Mad: Is it police station?

.

Police: Yes, what is d matter?

.

Mad: Somebody killed Nobody

.

Police: R U mad?

.

Mad: Yes, I am Mad

.

Police: Dont you hav brain

.

Mad: brain is in bathroom

.

Police: U Fool

.

Mad: No, I am not fool. Fool is reading this sms

Mr.Bean got invitation 4 party, they said all must wear BROWN TIE only. Mr.Bean went 2 party , he was shocked. Others r wearing pant & shirt also..

Teacher:

NEHRU mama romba nallavaru



Student:

POnga teacher avara pathi pesathinga



Teacher:

Eanda?



Student:

Avaru ROJA'va vachiruntharamae? Good morning...

Great advice :









" Don't Advice others"







bcoz





Avan avan kastam avanuku than therium.....

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..











1st msg- lets break up now,its all over..









2nd msg.- sorry,sorry!! that ws nt 4 u..

DEDICATED only TO U:



Touch Ur heart,U'll feel D Rythm of Ur Heartbeat..



Touch Ur head & U'll feel D Rhythm of an





























Empty pot.

Tin..Tin..Tidin.;-)

Un face SUNFEAST

Un nadai TIGER

Un gunam MILKBIKES

Un siripu BIRITANIA

Un sakthi

PARLE-G

Un character.

MARYGOLD

Motthathla nee oru "BISKOTHU"

DUAL HEART ATTACK MESSAGE BY A GIRL to her lover..











1st msg- lets break up now,its all over..









2nd msg.- sorry,sorry!! that ws nt 4 u..

Hus: namma ponnu yaraiyo love pannna armbichitta di.

wife: eppadi ivvalavu uruthiya solringa?

Hus: ippollam reacharge panna kasu kekka maatra di...

Pengalin kan asaivukku aayiram artham undu,

Aanal unmaiyana nanban oruvanin kan asaivukku orey artham: "mapla super figer varuthu takkunu thirumpatha"

"Kanneer Varum pothu ithayam Valithal athu Natpu..



Ithayam Valikum pothu Kaneer Vanthal athu

Kathal illai



"Nenjuvali"

So Doctora Poi Paarkanum.

Boys paartha 'SITE'

Girls paartha 'LOOK'

Boys pesina 'JOLLU'

Girls pesina 'FRINDLY'

Boys kaiya puducha 'PORUKI'

Girls kaiya puducha 'FEELING'

Boys diner kupta 'DATING'

Girls diner kupta 'LETS CHAT'

Boys road cross pannunaa

'porambokku veetla sollitu

vandhiya!'

Girls road cross pannunaa evry1 stop d vehicle & say

"pathu po ma"

Boys girls kitte vetti pechu pesina 'ALAIYURANGA'

Girls vetti pechu pesina 'SERIOUS DISCUSSION'

Boys propose panna 'MISUNDERSTANDING'

girls propose panna 'TRUE AFFECTION'. mothathila

Girls'na gold Boys'na clean Bold...?

Ennada pozhapu ithu....??

Mr.bean : u cheated me?

Shopkeeper : no , i sold a good radio to u.

Mr.bean : radio label shows made in japan but radio says this is all india radio !!

A Boy Was Going With His Girl

Friend

Friend Asked : Who Is She?

Boy : My Cousin.

The Friend Said: Last Year She

Was My Cousin.! :D

Tamilsms: funny Principal vs Student: "Principal- I tried ur number so many times, it saidswitched off.. STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER TUNE Principal shock! Student Rock..."

Principal- I tried ur number so

many times,

it saidswitched off..

STUDENT said : ya… it’s my CALLER

TUNE

Principal shock!

Student Rock!

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni

kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu

keten..Hotele koduthar...

Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell

number koduthar, epa varatum

LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku

bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?

Boy 2; Ada poda bita jattila vachu

eduthudu ponen. Atha

maranthudu jattila ucha poitten.

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la

uppu sappe illa?

Writer: padikka sonna.....

ungala yaru nakki

pakka sonnathu....

Good Night . Sweet dreams